Archive for category Weirdness

Club Zero-G


I bought this graphic novel as a remainder with some other stuff from Chapters online; the author’s name, Douglas Rushkoff, was familiar to me but I cannot figure out how. His other books range from media studies to sort-of-religious comics and stuff about expanding your mind. Club Zero-G uses all of those motifs in its Matrix-esque tale of a college student named Zeke who dreams of a club where he sees many of his classmates and has deep conversations with them. He soon learns that the club is a real place, and that when he sees other people they are sharing the same dream, but unlike everyone else, Zeke can remember the club after he wakes up. Naturally, it’s because Zeke is Special! or something.

I could probably shrug and accept this rather unoriginal story were it not for the artwork by Montreal designer Steph Dumais. It’s just not my cup of tea- reminds me a fair bit of Bernie Mireault, but without the solid draftsmanship skills. There are scenes where the text shifts in size because the page was not laid out in a way to accommodate it all, and many pages where the layout just gets in the way. The artwork is very simplistic and broad, almost like graffiti; which would be fine if it were the only element telling the story. Graffiti with word balloons coming out of it just seems wrong somehow.

The Unborn

“Jumby wants to be born now,” said the creepy kid after he smacked his babysitter with a pocket mirror. So how was The Unborn, you wonder? How the hell do you think? The villain is called JUMBY.

Anyway, it’s a pretty run of the mill ghost story apart from that. Written and directed by veteran screenwriter David S. Goyer (who also gave us Jumper, and a whole bunch of superhero movie scripts) spins the tale of Casey Beldon (Odette Yustman), a winsome young woman who appears to have no job or skills but does like to walk around in her underwear a lot. Casey is haunted by a creepy young boy who turns out to be possessed by some kind of, uh, Jewish demon. That found its way to our world through the sick experiments of Josef Mengele at Auschwitz. I wish I was kidding.

Casey enlists the help of her B-list friends (James from Twilight and Meagan Good, who is having a hell of a streak after last year’s One Missed Call and The Love Guru) as well as a rabbi played by Gary Oldman. Because, you know, no one rocks the yarmulke like him. Oldman tries to exorcise the demon, without much success, because Casey is alive at the end of the movie.

The best part? An unintentionally funny exchange between her and her grandmother, who survived the Nazi death camp, and tells Casey that she must “finish what they started at Auschwitz.” Yikes.

The Real Serendipitous Kill


Hard to believe this 1964 gem is out of print. This British invasion classic is described as follows inside the front cover:

“Assistant D.A. Jeremiah X. Gibson finds himself at a Greenwich Village ‘Happening’. At these spontaneous demonstrations, anything goes – from cutting up a painting to a strip tease in reverse. But this time things go too far. When the darkened stage is once more flooded with light, Gibby discovers a corpse at his feet. He has just had a ringside seat at murder!”

A strip tease in reverse? Hot! Also, “Gibby?” Why do I get the feeling this was actually written by Barbara Cartland…? Other titles in the series included:

The Corpse Was No Bargain At All
The Kid Was Last Seen Hanging Ten
The Funniest Killer in Town

Sheesh. I mean, I hang ten every night but I don’t write a book about it. Hey-o! Tip your waitress!

Happy new year!




Comic Shop News 457: Fatale

Originally uploaded by Squonky!

Now that my Sunday nights are free, I’m going to start giving some love to this general interest blog of mine, posting reviews of the stuff I read and listen to and watch, as well as scans of goofy stuff that I have in my collection. Like this little gem. Enjoy, and happy new year.